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'MOTH, MOTH, Dr. Tony from the Medical Clinic here. What's the story, have you been unfaithful to me?'

'Who me Dr. Tony? What would make you think that.'

'Well, I've just got your latest blood test results back & they are too good to be true. I thought you must have got a prescription from another Dr. for statins & you've been gulping those down.'

'Geez Dr. Tony, I'm very offended that you think I'd do that to you. So tell me what the results are before Millie rips the phone from my hand.'

'Well, your Serum Cholesterol is 8.2mmol. down from 10.7mmol. which quite frankly, 3 months ago was incompatible to human life. And your HDL:LDL ratio has halved. What's happened, that's incredible.'

'It's the good lady wife Dr. Tony, she's designed this No Fat Ever Again diet & is making me stick to it & I've lost 11kgs. She reckons that if I keep on it, I might even get levels like normal people but I told her she's dreaming. '

'Well geez MOTH, I'm going straight out to the Waiting Room & ripping down the plaque with your name on it on the Highest Cholesterol Level Leader's Board. Oh & tell Millie to email me her diet regime, I need to drop a few points as well.'

THE CHOLESTEROL KING HAS LEFT THE BUILDING - YAY!!!!!

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